White Spiders

Yes. The lizard phase is over. The what-the-hell-dead-upside-down-cockroach-looking bug phase is over. Even the black bug on amphetamines phase is over. It appears it’s now time for the white spider phase. First there was one, yesterday there were two, today there are three. I may not know my math (or maths) but I can tell exponential growth when I see it. What are they even doing in my bathroom, it is by far the most boring place in this house. I must admit that I am awed by their extreme speed and agility at avoiding my chappal. But why waste all that talent in the bathroom with nothing to do except look invisible amongst the white tiles. Maybe its not part of the grand scheme of wearing me down one bug species at a time. Maybe I shouldn’t take it personally. Maybe they just like hanging out where they feel like they belong. I have news for them…they don’t belong. Off to crush some spider self-confidence.