I used to watch those Allstate commercials with Mayhem on t.v and think, "wow, this is ridiculous." I have recently come to the realization that I am Mayhem.
This morning while backing out of my parking spot in the underground garage of my apartment I "nudged" another parked car. I left behind some silver paint and left with raised bump. If anyone views the security footage they will see me stop abruptly, sit shocked with my eyes as wide as saucers, then spaz out and jump out of the car to assess the damage. Subsequently, I held my head in my hands while I tried to figure out how to let the car owner know it was me.
This would be the second time I've done something like this. Mayhem.
Mayhem, decided to leave her name and number with the front desk in case the red car owner wants to kick her butt.
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