I often put friends and family on speaker phone while I attempt to do several other things at the same time, usually this leads to small scale failures and a lot of burnt food.
Me: blah blah blah...(puts brother on speaker phone and starts multitasking).
Brother: Why does it sound like you're in a cave.
Me: Hmmph? Cawe? Wah cawe?
Brother: What are you doing?
Me: Flossing my teeth, while I talk to you.
Brother: This is something Liz Lemon would do.
Me: I fink thif if working ouf well.
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You can also combine things like driving and waking up, or driving and hair removal. This morning I tried burning the stubble off of my face with hot coffee during my morning commute.
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