My eyelid has been twitching for the last 3 days. I don’t recall learning anything about eyelid twitching in med school. In fact, these days I’m wondering if I learned anything at all in med school, because every time my attending asks me a question I start stuttering, and busting out random strings of words and medications.
So, after all those hours spent pouring over books, I find myself googling what causes eyelid twitching because now I am convinced I have some sort of permanent twitch. Turns out caffeine, stress, and fatigue are the culprit. Great prognosis – will last about a week; unless you plan on subjecting yourself to those three things FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Also, I have a feeling that bitch lady karma has a hand in this one. You see, once, one of my good friends tried to “introduce” me to a boy. I am sure he was very nice; unfortunately he had a tic disorder that caused his eye to twitch when he became nervous. I love my friend dearly; but this one was not for me, and I am sure I thought some awful l thoughts in the process of turning down this boy.
Jokes on me. The twitch continues…
1 comment:
my eye is twitching too!!!!
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